The diary of a madman.

May 22

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One guess as to what is going on with this picture.
No it’s not that.
Filthy pervert.

One guess as to what is going on with this picture.

No it’s not that.

Filthy pervert.

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Omegling again #1

Just got a load of US soldiers who found me pretty awesome. THey were pretty cool.

That awkward moment when you can’t even get love from a pedo :(

That awkward moment when you can’t even get love from a pedo :(

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May 21

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

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[video]

May 20

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May 18

My laptop keeps making Facebook noises when facebook is closed and its fucking terrifying.

May 17


Surface tension phenomenon is a contractive tendency of the surface of a liquid that allows it to resist an external force. It is revealed, for example, in the floating of some objects on the surface of water, even though they are denser than water, and in the ability of some insects (e.g. water striders) to run on the water surface. This property is caused by cohesion of similar molecules, and is responsible for many of the behaviors of liquids.

Surface tension phenomenon is a contractive tendency of the surface of a liquid that allows it to resist an external force. It is revealed, for example, in the floating of some objects on the surface of water, even though they are denser than water, and in the ability of some insects (e.g. water striders) to run on the water surface. This property is caused by cohesion of similar molecules, and is responsible for many of the behaviors of liquids.

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May 17, 2013 4:43am | Facebook -

I can’t.

I can’t.

I’m dead.

May 16

[video]

May 14

mydrunkkitchen:

This literally made me laugh out loud for long long time.


Now THAT is flipping SHIT.

mydrunkkitchen:

This literally made me laugh out loud for long long time.

Now THAT is flipping SHIT.

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megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

99

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stugahtsz:

h-amartithia:

to-rauros:

stuff-and-shenanigans:

chronic-genderbender:

Petition to start a Floop fandom on tumblr

image

with pleasure

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS IVE WAITED

I FUCKING LOVE ALAN CUMMING IM IN THIS FOR THE LONG RUN

one time i had a sex dream about floop

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